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B&B on the Isle of Wight
« on: May 13, 2018, 10:32:28 PM »

On the wild off chance that any of you fancy a break on the Isle of Wight my Mum has a B&B there and would love a few guests.

Details on her all new website but please ring or email any booking requests.

https://www.highgroveiow.com/

Feel free to mention my name for an extra sausage with your full English.

Cheers
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Re: B&B on the Isle of Wight
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2018, 11:53:18 AM »

Lovely place and extremely reasonable rates. Anna and I have been talking about a jaunt there as we've never been so if we do, by thunder I know where we're staying.

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Re: B&B on the Isle of Wight
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2018, 01:57:28 PM »

Knew you’d be first to reply when extra sausage was mentioned x
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Re: B&B on the Isle of Wight
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2018, 03:28:38 PM »

It would be a pleasure to accommodate you dear boy.

I recommend Osborne House for an outing for man with your eye for architecture and passion for cake.
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2018, 05:08:51 PM »

Knew you’d be first to reply when extra sausage was mentioned x

genuine giggle...... I do love a bit of sausage as you well know.

It would be a pleasure to accommodate you dear boy.

OK..... slightly worried now...... by 'Mum', do you mean you in a dress........ Norman?
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Re: B&B on the Isle of Wight
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2018, 12:00:24 AM »

The shower has a screen not a curtain so you’re safe.
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2018, 12:37:13 PM »

The shower has a screen not a curtain so you’re safe.

so..... basically..... yes

but you wait until guests are out of the shower before killing them..... good to know

When you visit.... does the stone lintel over the entrance irritate you?  :huh:
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Re: B&B on the Isle of Wight
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2018, 12:49:30 PM »

Not quite as much as the slightly off centre porch to date stone relationship.
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2018, 01:59:11 PM »

Not quite as much as the slightly off centre porch to date stone relationship.

two extra sausages, or it gets mentioned on Tripadvisor.
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Re: B&B on the Isle of Wight
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2018, 03:40:08 PM »

You will have to negotiate with the lady of the house and she is much tougher than I am.

In fact I can't see you leaving with your car.
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Re: B&B on the Isle of Wight
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2018, 07:28:28 PM »

Aaaaannnnnnnddddddd thennnnnnnnnn......
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Re: B&B on the Isle of Wight
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2018, 09:16:57 PM »

We have two large rooms available with lovely countryside and sea views. There is a large bathroom with slipper bath and luxurious shower together with a pleasant dining room, conservatory and television lounge. All prices include a full English breakfast. All prices stated are per person per night.

So I started reading that as "There is a large bathroom with slippers". I was sold on the slippers!  :rofl:
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Re: B&B on the Isle of Wight
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2018, 09:26:48 PM »

Sorry slippers are your own affair.
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