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Title: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Maddog on June 18, 2018, 10:47:07 PM
Does anyone know where i can get an ejector seat. I dont want it to work as i plan to strip and make into a lounge chair as seen on ebay but dont fancy paying ebay prices!
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Jimhas7 on June 18, 2018, 11:05:14 PM
Try contacting Martin Baker in Denham... its what they make.. dont ask don get...  :moto:
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: MOzZereLLa on June 19, 2018, 06:51:49 AM
The are a few "military memorabilia" dealers in the UK but a decommissioned Martin baker ((other brands are available) is not going to be cheap.

Google is your friend but don't expect a bargain - in fact, I would suggest you won't find one for sensible money. I guess there must be a few floating around privately owned or for sale from independent dealers. These will be incredibly rare and demand a price reflecting this.

And it's Ejector Seat 😜
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Chojin on June 19, 2018, 07:56:14 AM
I genuinely opened this expecting it to be a joke along with tales of how you want to play an elaborate trick on your wife by jettisoning her off into space, or something along those lines. Who knew you could actually BUY one (albeit second hand!?)

Now I want one.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: MOzZereLLa on June 19, 2018, 08:07:58 AM
I have to add they're fucking uncomfortable things  :rofl:
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Lord Danoir the first on June 19, 2018, 08:22:20 AM
Quote from: Chojin on June 19, 2018, 07:56:14 AM
Now I want one.

'kin...... me too now!!
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Neio79 on June 19, 2018, 08:38:54 AM
Moz,  Square the lads away. next time you are up just eject with a 'fault' and keep the seat as a memento then give it to Madog.

Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: MOzZereLLa on June 19, 2018, 08:47:12 AM
Quote from: Neio79 on June 19, 2018, 08:38:54 AM
Moz,  Square the lads away. next time you are up just eject with a 'fault' and keep the seat as a memento then give it to Madog.

Fuck that - have you seen how much they're worth??? He'd be paying me market value I'm afraid!

That said, on ejection you separate from the seat and the seat descends under its own parachute (seats have feelings too) likely to be miles from where the ejectee lands.

Maddog's best bet is to hope he finds himself at the exact point where the seat lands when the next unfortunate sod has to gain his Martin Baker tie 😂
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: the invisible dog on June 19, 2018, 09:30:20 AM

Maybe this (https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/non-motoring/flying-machines/all/tornado-f3-fighter-jet-for-sale/4831795) and split the rest out for parts?  :rolleyes:
http://www.jetartaviation.co.uk/what-we-do/ejection-seats/
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Neio79 on June 19, 2018, 10:16:14 AM
Quote from: The Wizard of MOz on June 19, 2018, 08:47:12 AM
Quote from: Neio79 on June 19, 2018, 08:38:54 AM
Moz,  Square the lads away. next time you are up just eject with a 'fault' and keep the seat as a memento then give it to Madog.

Fuck that - have you seen how much they're worth??? He'd be paying me market value I'm afraid!



You are so Jack!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: MOzZereLLa on June 19, 2018, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: the invisible dog on June 19, 2018, 09:30:20 AM

Maybe this (https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/non-motoring/flying-machines/all/tornado-f3-fighter-jet-for-sale/4831795) and split the rest out for parts?  :rolleyes:
http://www.jetartaviation.co.uk/what-we-do/ejection-seats/

My old steed 😢
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Dom1 on June 19, 2018, 11:05:50 AM
I immediately thought this was going to be an addition to the track car.
Title: Re: Ejector/ Ejection seat
Post by: Maddog on June 19, 2018, 12:18:20 PM
Hahaha my mates thought i was taking the piss when i sent a text asking if they knew anyone with fingers in pies  :rofl:

I could have had one last year for £1500 but it was in a bad state and had a few bits missing. If id known the price they would be worth id have bought it.

Im down the road from MB so could pop in and see how much they laugh at me.  :rofl:



Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Maddog on June 19, 2018, 12:44:50 PM
The only other alternative is to make one....... using a race seat as the seat and add stuff/stickers etc to make it look as near as possible to Moz's office chair.

(https://www.carid.com/images/kirkey/racing-seats/89160kit.jpg)
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Jimhas7 on June 19, 2018, 06:02:16 PM
My brother in law works at MB, not sure he could help but I could ask him if they sell any off...  :moto:
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Maddog on June 19, 2018, 07:12:27 PM
If you dont mind asking that would be great. I think i know the answer though...  :rofl:
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Jimhas7 on June 19, 2018, 09:05:52 PM
Quote from: Maddog on June 19, 2018, 07:12:27 PM
If you dont mind asking that would be great. I think i know the answer though...  :rofl:

Will let you know what he says...  :moto:
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Jimhas7 on June 20, 2018, 07:36:30 PM
Little update for you...

Any old seats are either in storage or cut into pieces and recycled... At 150K plus for new ones I would say the price on ebay for anything is going to be a bargain if you can grab one...

good luck in your search ...
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: MOzZereLLa on June 20, 2018, 08:00:41 PM
I know MB charged us about £800k for our training seat (an inert version of the real seat in the ac).
Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Jimhas7 on June 20, 2018, 10:28:58 PM
Quote from: The Wizard of MOz on June 20, 2018, 08:00:41 PM
I know MB charged us about £800k for our training seat (an inert version of the real seat in the ac).

Not been there in a fair few years but very professional workmanship and extremely high standards used in the creation. Remarkable and invaluable invention too  :cool:


Title: Re: Ejector/Ejection seat
Post by: Maddog on June 23, 2018, 08:37:05 PM
Cheers for trying matey. I will be the owner of one at some point so i can tick it off my list. After that, a del boy van....but the proper Reliant regal supervan, then an A team van. Then i will grow up and marry Kelly  Brook  :rofl: