It was s pretty normal morning, answering emails and chasing people for some paperwork... until I got called down to the stores, why was I called down to the stores... idiot #3 challenged idiot #2 to lick a battery.... not the small 9v battery with the terminals at the top no... It's a 14v 0.5amp battery, and now he cant feel his tongue.
Idiot #4 however has outdone himself. Properly outdone himself.
He has been with his girlfriend for 6 months, and has decided to show his affection for her. Did he buy her flowers, no Has he bought her jewellery or a holiday, no.
He's had her name tattooed on his c**k...
Anyone got any jobs going? Think I need a new one.