Started by captain sensible, October 10, 2019, 10:58:11 am
Quote from: captain sensible on October 10, 2019, 10:58:11 amIt was s pretty normal morning, answering emails and chasing people for some paperwork... until I got called down to the stores, why was I called down to the stores... idiot #3 challenged idiot #2 to lick a battery.... not the small 9v battery with the terminals at the top no... It's a 14v 0.5amp battery, and now he cant feel his tongue.Idiot #4 however has outdone himself. Properly outdone himself. He has been with his girlfriend for 6 months, and has decided to show his affection for her.Did he buy her flowers, noHas he bought her jewellery or a holiday, no.He's had her name tattooed on his c**k...Anyone got any jobs going? Think I need a new one.
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