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Today at work.....

Started by captain sensible, October 10, 2019, 10:58:11 am

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captain sensible

It was s pretty normal morning, answering emails and chasing people for some paperwork... until I got called down to the stores, why was I called down to the stores... idiot #3 challenged  idiot #2 to lick a battery.... not the small 9v battery with the terminals at the top no...
 It's a 14v 0.5amp battery, and now he cant feel his tongue.

Idiot #4 however has outdone himself. Properly outdone himself.

He has been with his girlfriend for 6 months, and has decided to show his affection for her.
Did he buy her flowers, no
Has he bought her jewellery or a holiday, no.

He's had her name tattooed on his c**k...

Anyone got any jobs going? Think I need a new one.
Now with 100% more sarcasm.

The Wizard of MOz

You'd like it here. When the weather is shit all we do is play N64 Mario Kart on a large flatscreen TV in the corner of the office.

Work for a living? Fuck that
Significantly faster than you.....

Green_Ninja

Quote from: captain sensible on October 10, 2019, 10:58:11 amIt was s pretty normal morning, answering emails and chasing people for some paperwork... until I got called down to the stores, why was I called down to the stores... idiot #3 challenged  idiot #2 to lick a battery.... not the small 9v battery with the terminals at the top no...
 It's a 14v 0.5amp battery, and now he cant feel his tongue.

Idiot #4 however has outdone himself. Properly outdone himself.

He has been with his girlfriend for 6 months, and has decided to show his affection for her.
Did he buy her flowers, no
Has he bought her jewellery or a holiday, no.

He's had her name tattooed on his c**k...

Anyone got any jobs going? Think I need a new one.


PMSL I reckon a job there would be fun

captain sensible

Well, today...

Idiot #1 decided to see if idiot #4 was still sore after getting the tattoo...
By kicking him in the balls.

I've not even had my lunch yet.
Now with 100% more sarcasm.